She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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