I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
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