Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
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This doesn't even make sense...... At all..... I have read it 3 times....
Fail, not last night...
It's St. Paddy's day. Everyone is Irish today, and if you're not hammered ALL DAY, you're doing it wrong.
How fucking early were you in the bar getting wasted?!
On St. Patricks day, there ARE no rule.
What is this, Amateur Hour?!
Um duh! It's saint patrick's day!!! Fuckin a! The Irish brought alcoholism over here! I'm proud I'm part Irish and Choctaw! Drunky town here I come!!!
No one cares
What's REALLY odd is this: if the Irish are famous for making everything with potatoes and drinking high amounts of alcohol, why did they not invent vodka (it's made from potatoes, yet invented by Russians)
I want green cupcakes
I kind of get it, but the grammar is horrible.
Is it me or does all these posts sound like the same person is writing all of them? Good thing I wasted 99 cents on this bullshit.
paDDy not 'just take rick from patrick and you get this cute name' PATTY!@
Love from Lexington ky!!
Yea get hammered!!!!!!!!!!!!!!