How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I wish life had little blips of pornography
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I just want nice things and good sex
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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