i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
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Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
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He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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