I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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