A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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