$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
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we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
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Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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