she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
wanna go halves on a baby?
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
He has the fingertips of a God
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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