You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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