i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize
