Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
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Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
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I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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