Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
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You're not in a state. You're in a province
Ironic, too, what with January 17th being Provincial Colonoscopy Day in Ontario.
you kiddin' me? Great addition, joe_jr_shabadoo!
The whole province lines up and they do them in a band gazebo in downtown Toronto, one after another. The official spokesman, Petey the Provincial Polyp, hands out bottles of lube and has been known, on very special occasions, to glove up.
state of mind, idiot.
Province of mind, you god damned moron.
Geez, Grapemist, STFU. That was a hilrious convo.
First of all yes they're in a province but I believe he was referring to the state of mind not the location and secondly the whole province does not line up in a gazebo in downtown Toronto for a colonoscopy. Get an education on your neighboring countries and learn to read properly.
no sense of haha, whatsoever
Now who's being naive? First, not only have I been reading at a 1st-grade level for several weeks now, I recently graduated from picture books to Canadian news. Second, it's well-known that the entire province DOES line up for group colonoscopies on Jan 17th. The ritual dates back to the Huron, who used to do the exams using fish guts and bits of glass bartered from the naive and utterly humorless COLONists. In fact, the word "Toronto" is Huron for "gaping asshole who can
Well, clearly the 500-character-limiting software was written by a Canadian. The last sentence was supposed to read: "In fact, the word 'Toronto' is Huron for 'gaping asshole who can't take a fucking joke'."
I'll be moving to Toronto, soon. Don't know how much I'll enjoy a 16 hour lineup without pants.
I had to get a colonoscopy at 18!
Go Maple Leafs!