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    Submitted by said8ED on Jan 17, 11 at 3:25pm

    You're not in a state. You're in a province

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      Submitted by joe_jr_shabadoo on Jan 17, 11 at 4:10pm

      Ironic, too, what with January 17th being Provincial Colonoscopy Day in Ontario.

      • 53 60
        Submitted by said8ED on Jan 17, 11 at 4:26pm

        you kiddin' me? Great addition, joe_jr_shabadoo!

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          Submitted by joe_jr_shabadoo on Jan 17, 11 at 4:36pm

          The whole province lines up and they do them in a band gazebo in downtown Toronto, one after another. The official spokesman, Petey the Provincial Polyp, hands out bottles of lube and has been known, on very special occasions, to glove up.

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      Submitted by serefisler on Feb 9, 11 at 12:14am

      state of mind, idiot.

      • 50 47
        Submitted by joe_jr_shabadoo on Feb 12, 11 at 6:09pm

        Province of mind, you god damned moron.

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    Submitted by grapemist on Jan 18, 11 at 12:50am

    First of all yes they're in a province but I believe he was referring to the state of mind not the location and secondly the whole province does not line up in a gazebo in downtown Toronto for a colonoscopy. Get an education on your neighboring countries and learn to read properly.

    • 68 51
      Submitted by said8ED on Jan 18, 11 at 12:57am

      no sense of haha, whatsoever

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      Submitted by joe_jr_shabadoo on Jan 18, 11 at 1:23am

      Now who's being naive? First, not only have I been reading at a 1st-grade level for several weeks now, I recently graduated from picture books to Canadian news. Second, it's well-known that the entire province DOES line up for group colonoscopies on Jan 17th. The ritual dates back to the Huron, who used to do the exams using fish guts and bits of glass bartered from the naive and utterly humorless COLONists. In fact, the word "Toronto" is Huron for "gaping asshole who can

      • 54 67
        Submitted by joe_jr_shabadoo on Jan 18, 11 at 1:26am

        Well, clearly the 500-character-limiting software was written by a Canadian. The last sentence was supposed to read: "In fact, the word 'Toronto' is Huron for 'gaping asshole who can't take a fucking joke'."

        • 61 69
          Submitted by said8ED on Jan 18, 11 at 1:36am

          I'll be moving to Toronto, soon. Don't know how much I'll enjoy a 16 hour lineup without pants.

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    Submitted by xdanixo on Jan 17, 11 at 5:27pm

    I had to get a colonoscopy at 18!

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    Submitted by kcs99 on Jan 18, 11 at 2:52am

    Geez, Grapemist, STFU. That was a hilrious convo.

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    Submitted by j_isfreakinsweet on Jan 18, 11 at 10:27am

    Interesting..