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  • You're not in a state. You're in a province

    Submitted by said8ED on Jan 17, 11 at 3:25pm
    • Ironic, too, what with January 17th being Provincial Colonoscopy Day in Ontario.

      Submitted by joe_jr_shabadoo on Jan 17, 11 at 4:10pm
      • you kiddin' me? Great addition, joe_jr_shabadoo!

        Submitted by said8ED on Jan 17, 11 at 4:26pm
        • The whole province lines up and they do them in a band gazebo in downtown Toronto, one after another. The official spokesman, Petey the Provincial Polyp, hands out bottles of lube and has been known, on very special occasions, to glove up.

          Submitted by joe_jr_shabadoo on Jan 17, 11 at 4:36pm
    • state of mind, idiot.

      Submitted by serefisler on Feb 9, 11 at 12:14am
  • Interesting..

    Submitted by j_isfreakinsweet on Jan 18, 11 at 10:27am
  • Geez, Grapemist, STFU. That was a hilrious convo.

    Submitted by kcs99 on Jan 18, 11 at 2:52am
  • First of all yes they're in a province but I believe he was referring to the state of mind not the location and secondly the whole province does not line up in a gazebo in downtown Toronto for a colonoscopy. Get an education on your neighboring countries and learn to read properly.

    Submitted by grapemist on Jan 18, 11 at 12:50am
    • no sense of haha, whatsoever

      Submitted by said8ED on Jan 18, 11 at 12:57am
    • Now who's being naive? First, not only have I been reading at a 1st-grade level for several weeks now, I recently graduated from picture books to Canadian news. Second, it's well-known that the entire province DOES line up for group colonoscopies on Jan 17th. The ritual dates back to the Huron, who used to do the exams using fish guts and bits of glass bartered from the naive and utterly humorless COLONists. In fact, the word "Toronto" is Huron for "gaping asshole who can

      Submitted by joe_jr_shabadoo on Jan 18, 11 at 1:23am
      • Well, clearly the 500-character-limiting software was written by a Canadian. The last sentence was supposed to read: "In fact, the word 'Toronto' is Huron for 'gaping asshole who can't take a fucking joke'."

        Submitted by joe_jr_shabadoo on Jan 18, 11 at 1:26am
        • I'll be moving to Toronto, soon. Don't know how much I'll enjoy a 16 hour lineup without pants.

          Submitted by said8ED on Jan 18, 11 at 1:36am
  • I had to get a colonoscopy at 18!

    Submitted by xdanixo on Jan 17, 11 at 5:27pm