dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
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Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
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Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Randomize