She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
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That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
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I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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