I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
God, you're like boner-b-gone
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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