Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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