If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
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Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
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i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
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