sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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