Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
He called his prostate his "boner button".
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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