Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
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