Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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