I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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