I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
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