yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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