Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
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Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
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You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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