nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
Randomize
