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  • The draft was in the spring? 

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 9:24am
  • i dont care what this chick looks like i love her

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 9:23am
  • Oh, I get it! She was referring to a prior event of inconsequence where she helped relieve his worries with a sexual act to prove exactly how much she loves him! -Jeff Impersonator

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 9:35am
  • good point by 11:42. This is another fake post. But kindof funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 12:24pm
  • A girl that says dude would do something like this..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 1:33am
  • haha i think lots of girls specially from the west coast say dude. also ... to 1:32 , not all girls use bjs just to manipulate people...if the guy has good hygeine, doesnt dribble your head, and fingers you while your doing it, giving head can be lots of fun

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 3:10pm
  • your prob single and will be for a long time if thats how u "lock" a guy down rey-tard get over it and move on start dating chicks and u wont have to give 7 month old bjs anymore :-)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 12:03pm
  • the OP is not a girl. Girls never start a sentence saying "dude". G A Y

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 12:23pm
  • I say dude. And I'm a girl.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 2:04pm
  • IDK why people say this chick (if it is a girl) is awesome. She could be ugly as fuck, in which case all the bj's in the world don't change the fact you just screwed an uggo

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 11:40am
  • Yeah, nfl draft was kind of a while ago...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 9:24am
  • OP is a girl speaking to a guy. She's not referring to the official NFL draft, but a fantasy football draft.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 2:40pm
  • I say dude and i give head and im a girl. if u like getting head for things related to football i got u if ur a Cowboys fan. 254 bitches

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 6:53pm
  • Why can't more women be like her. She is an innovator, and a great woman for that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 10:06am
  • I don't know, but she's a goddess. Could be that he's upset about something Todd McShay or Mel Kiper said about next years draft? They're on 365 days a year now.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 9:27am
  • I think it's funny how people on this site feel they are the authority on things like "what a girl does or does not say", "what 'gays' do or don't do", "whether or not the texts are real", etc.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 2:22pm
  • I'm jacking off to this post

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 12:13pm
  • I say dude, watch football, like giving bj's and I'm a girl! Everyone's different people!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 11:58am
  • 12:40-- maybe you just aren't very funny. probably so.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 11:39am
  • I thought OP was a guy....dude

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 12:50pm
  • if you had a nickle -- you'd be a fuckhead with a nickle. Without the nickle you're still a fuckhead

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 4:49pm
  • There's nothing funny about a blow job.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 9:34pm
  • The NFL draft is in April, this is November. FAKE

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 11:42am
  • 44th!!! Yea I counted and it's just as stupid to post this as it is the post first, second, etc.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 7:51pm
  • Is he a Raiders fan too?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 8:25pm
  • @ 11:40 Men are out here fucking sex dolls and fleshlights. Do you really think we care how ugly the chick is? An ugly blowjob is way better than no blowjob.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 11:50am
  • Hahah high five gf - it's def on lock. Trust me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 12:29pm
  • That's a good girl.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 9:32am
  • I fucking love this woman.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 11:24am
  • fantasy draft and nfl draft were months ago. stupid cunts.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 12:22am
  • Girls from LA say dude. And those that disagree... Well I think I hear your sister calling from the trailer.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 3:12pm
  • girls say dude ALL the time. what idiots. clearly don't know any cool girls.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 2:02am
  • That had to have been a guy that said that.. Only butch lesbians/gross stoners say dude.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 11:31am
  • You wanna know how I got these scars? -Joker

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 11:07am
  • I know girls that say dude all the time...........dude

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 2:03pm
  • Why is this on here now???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 9:25am
  • Traffic was really bad today - a beej would go real good right now

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 9:24pm
  • The play-offs sucked too - can you help me?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 8:39pm
  • In the event this is a woman, marry me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 3:25pm
  • uh, I'm not a les and I say dude, all the freaking time

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 6:09pm
  • 740 is ohio area code. and how many girls 'lock down' a relationship? none. they make things 'official' they don't put shit on lock.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 6:20am
  • soooo fake. ones that start with dude rend to be made up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 9:34am
  • If I had a Nickel.. -Brandon

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 11:41am
  • i'm pretty sure this applies to me...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 11:10am
  • it probably won't lock him down

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 7:38pm
  • This is my dream girl

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 11:13am
  • This girl is amazing...

    Submitted by ThatCoolKid on Aug 29, 10 at 11:18am
  • FAKE All Drafts are months ago . Yet i Submit real texts and they Never show up BS .

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 12:40am
  • Well if it was posted by a girl, it's her job. She should get used to it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 12:26pm