Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
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The draft was in the spring?
i dont care what this chick looks like i love her
Oh, I get it! She was referring to a prior event of inconsequence where she helped relieve his worries with a sexual act to prove exactly how much she loves him!
your prob single and will be for a long time if thats how u "lock" a guy down rey-tard get over it and move on start dating chicks and u wont have to give 7 month old bjs anymore :-)
the OP is not a girl. Girls never start a sentence saying "dude". G A Y
I say dude. And I'm a girl.
good point by 11:42. This is another fake post. But kindof funny
A girl that says dude would do something like this..
IDK why people say this chick (if it is a girl) is awesome. She could be ugly as fuck, in which case all the bj's in the world don't change the fact you just screwed an uggo
haha i think lots of girls specially from the west coast say dude. also ... to 1:32 , not all girls use bjs just to manipulate people...if the guy has good hygeine, doesnt dribble your head, and fingers you while your doing it, giving head can be lots of fun
Yeah, nfl draft was kind of a while ago...
I say dude and i give head and im a girl. if u like getting head for things related to football i got u if ur a Cowboys fan. 254 bitches
OP is a girl speaking to a guy. She's not referring to the official NFL draft, but a fantasy football draft.
I don't know, but she's a goddess.
Could be that he's upset about something Todd McShay or Mel Kiper said about next years draft? They're on 365 days a year now.
I'm jacking off to this post
Why can't more women be like her. She is an innovator, and a great woman for that.
There's nothing funny about a blow job.
I think it's funny how people on this site feel they are the authority on things like "what a girl does or does not say", "what 'gays' do or don't do", "whether or not the texts are real", etc.
12:40-- maybe you just aren't very funny. probably so.
if you had a nickle -- you'd be a fuckhead with a nickle. Without the nickle you're still a fuckhead
I thought OP was a guy....dude
I say dude, watch football, like giving bj's and I'm a girl! Everyone's different people!
I know girls that say dude all the time...........dude
The NFL draft is in April, this is November. FAKE
Is he a Raiders fan too?
44th!!! Yea I counted and it's just as stupid to post this as it is the post first, second, etc.
I fucking love this woman.
Traffic was really bad today - a beej would go real good right now
Girls from LA say dude. And those that disagree... Well I think I hear your sister calling from the trailer.
Hahah high five gf - it's def on lock. Trust me.
Men are out here fucking sex dolls and fleshlights. Do you really think we care how ugly the chick is? An ugly blowjob is way better than no blowjob.
You wanna know how I got these scars?
That's a good girl.
fantasy draft and nfl draft were months ago. stupid cunts.
girls say dude ALL the time. what idiots. clearly don't know any cool girls.
If I had a Nickel..
The play-offs sucked too - can you help me?
That had to have been a guy that said that.. Only butch lesbians/gross stoners say dude.
uh, I'm not a les and I say dude, all the freaking time
In the event this is a woman, marry me.
Why is this on here now???
740 is ohio area code. and how many girls 'lock down' a relationship? none. they make things 'official' they don't put shit on lock.
soooo fake. ones that start with dude rend to be made up
it probably won't lock him down
This is my dream girl
i'm pretty sure this applies to me...
This girl is amazing...
FAKE All Drafts are months ago . Yet i Submit real texts and they Never show up BS .
Well if it was posted by a girl, it's her job. She should get used to it.