Kareoke will never be a sober sport
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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