I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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