Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
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Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
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I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
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