you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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