The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
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What does boomer sooner mean? O:
You wanna know how I got these scars?
Oh I get it! It's funny because he was too intoxicated the night before that he doesn't remember it happening but the firemans helmet means that it did!
One time I ate a pretzel off of a fire truck.
Oh I get it! Jeff got cum in his eye and now he's mad that he can't see!
I may have been at this party
One time I ate a pretzel off your moms tits
Are you like around Boston or in Mass???
that proves nothing! So you have a hat full of puke. Big deal
Oh! I get it, because the man in the fireman costume left, causing your penis to be sad.
543- why is that? What would you do if the person posted their info. Let me guess? DBAG.
Charles Rutherford will make u his own private piss mop!
Whoever said "boomer sooner" should be thankful this sites annonymous