I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
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Actually, they were his balls.
That's because he thinks you're the dog's bollocks.
I'm in college. I cannot afford condoms. I'm too poor/irresponsible to raise a kid. I'm too drunk/lazy to pull out. Take care of me. After all, I'm your future.
Im also too drunk to respond to the right post. :)