day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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