we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Randomize
