Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Just puked most of my soul out..
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