I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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