Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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