We won't sleep together?
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
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I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
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No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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