Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Fuck appropriateness.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
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