so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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