i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Randomize
