Just fell off a train. Bad.
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
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i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
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We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
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