i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
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thats why god made vaginas
This is why the USA needs to get rid of abstinence only sex ed. These are the kinds of things people need to know.
Eww! Does that actually happen?
im 1:26... and i am that good. even with it ending with poop on the dick haha
Oh my gosh. The first time I did anal it turned out similar to this and I went home mortified I actually thought my boyfriend was going to break up with me over it bit the next morning I woke up with a good morning beautiful text. Apparently he's more mature than I gave him credit for
YOU MUST BE RETARDED!!
true story that happened to a friend of mine....
Her and her bf try anal for the first time while home from college for thanksgiving while her parents are out...same story...he pulls out, she shits on her parents couch (bad planning). Parents get home and they blame it on the dog. A few days later she gets a call from her parents telling her that they had to put the dog down b/c they can't have it shitting everywhere.
Moral of the story....anal sex kills puppies.
I'm still laughing over 6:25!
1:26/2:35 - you may be hot, he may be desperate, or something's plain old weird. anyway, glad you have a sense of humor about it, haha
thats what makes it extra sexy
wow, you're w hore.
ew do it in the shower and wash off after!
that was half way cool until the rolling in it part
Really? I kinda figured that was a possibility.
heard that one before 6:25
dude all this shit is just fuking nasty and makes me wanna throw up
u fuking bunk bitches
I go to NC State.......what are these people's names?!
it does happen, i do it with women all the time.
shit on the bed/on your cock means you fucked her so hard that you broke the seal/valve to the intestine temporarily, so shit leaked out. I personally dont like it, but its a turn on when a woman cums with a cock inside of her regardless..
I know a guy who loved anal mainly because the first time he did it they were both drunk and by the time it was over there was shit everywhere! All over them and the bed. The smell of it turned him on.
I have never had anal, but if I ever do I will definitely make sure I am cleaned out first!
We all have to learn that lesson eventually.
its sad but happens. I was a pooping victim last night i felt so bad for him. i cried and wanted to die. he texted me this morning i guess pooping on the dick isnt enough to scare him away.
4:28<<< be more of a disgusting whore.
i think it is sexy as hell when my girl frosts me like a cake. BAM!
Oh grow up 2:52, sex isn't a perfect accident-free thing. Like someone said, shit happens.
GROW UP, YOU PUSSY BOY
lulz, happened to my friend at a party, chick got lit up at school that monday haha
I never had that happen to me and my now ex-bf
why dont you just stick it in the vagina instead next time
urban legend 6:25 I heard that same story about a friend of mine 4 years ago
Obviously a possibility. It doesn't usually happen, but sometimes there is a penalty for switching lanes without signaling first. Sometimes they say "No! Don't!" for a good reason. No big deal, just wash up later.
I would poop on you too!! Hahahahaha
I have never done it.. dies that normally happen ?
apparently the sender never visits this site
haha, that happens...
SANTORUM. Look it up.
shit def CAN happen. another good reason to wrap it up
3:34 - ahahahahaha! I actually guffaw'd.
4:47 - If you are a girl, I love you too. ;-)
2:51 - ...shit happens
i can think of nothing in this life i would want to do that would result in shit being on or around me. unless there was 5 million dollars buried in shit and if i dug it out i could keep it.
A really good bowel movement or even an enema is a good idea before anal sex. I love anal sex (bi here, so giving and getting), but it's better to plan a bit first.
Even then, you might get a bit of shit on the stick...
BTW, lube, lube and more lube!!!!!!!!! Don't hurt your partner!
It happened once to me, but that's because I was on a detox......not pretty!!! LMAO
@10:29 that was half way cool until the rolling in it part
They see me rollin'... They hatin'
well you are putting it in the dook shoot.
Never happened to me and I've done it plenty.
none of you stupid fuckers do anal. everyone knows the reciever has to evacuate their bowels before taking it up the ass. plenty of liube and take your time
Anal sex can be dangerous, just because there's always the possibility of tearing the rectum, and the stool adds an increased risk of infection. This can all be avoided by using plenty of lube and a condom, and making sure the receiver is properly relaxed, but I'd say shit on the bed isn't the end of the world when you consider the other possibilities.
Any one have any anal experiences lol
Silly, that's why you put a towel under you first. derp.
no way!!!! thats fucking hilarious!!!! 6:25
That is the risk you take...
lets all be honest...a slight shit scent is ALWAYS good
captain obvious says that you are it in someone's ass, where the kids happen to chill before they get dropped off in the pool. it only makes sense.
i've learned that one the hard way.
3:54...I love you
You are stupid.
Unless she's polite enough to suck you clean.
I think that's what happens if you do anal when the receiver is constipated. Normally there's no shit in your anus.
10:24....that's fucked up for the dog
Maybe 1:26 isn't a whore, just that good?
HAS ANYONE REALIZED 815 area has wayyyy more bad nights than good nights??
1024 i've heard that before. but only once so i hope you just know the person that the person i know knows haha
That's not supposed to happen.
or all over your friend's couch, as i found out.
It's sad but true. It's nothing like porn and it's not fair to us guys
first time i did anal wit a girl she farted... gross shit
Fuck You, 7:04. You nasty.