4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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