what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Randomize
