The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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