We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
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Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
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My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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