do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
Randomize
