One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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