p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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