Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
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