i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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