ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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