I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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