addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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