You work out of a Hotel?
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
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It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
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how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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