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  • 60 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 10:45pm

    Jesus was not black. You can tell because there was no Popeyes or ribs at the last supper. And nobody was gunned down.

  • 48 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 5:15pm

    Jesus songs kill the mood for almost anything.

  • 49 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 9:16pm

    Nothing kills more people than the belief of a god

  • 39 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 12:43pm

    true story, we smoked a J last night and he went on for like an hour about how much he hates them

  • 38 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 5:49pm

    5:46 If we're all going to go to hell, might as well do it with a laugh...

  • 34 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 7:34pm

    as of right now this tfln has exactly 666 "bad nights" oh sweet irony

  • 35 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 1:26am

    518, die 549, I love you

  • 37 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 9:12pm

    The bible is the book of lies

  • 31 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 9:01pm

    Bible? Which one? Fuck you stupid

  • 36 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 9:22pm

    religious people shouldn't even be on this site.

  • 34 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 5:24pm

    man, I can't wait to see what 5:18 's parties are like. Must be the raddest time ever.

  • 31 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:06pm

    I put on a little Jesus music every time I boink nuns. It gets them in the mood.

  • 35 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 8:26pm

    In Soviet Russia, Jesus songs kill YOU!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 36 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 5:25pm

    5:18, you shouldn't even be having sex if you would like to listen to Jesus songs while fucking.

  • 33 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 5:06pm

    Don't worry, not even Jesus likes Jesus songs.

  • 24 36
    Submitted by mintincense on Aug 26, 10 at 12:59pm

    Obviously, none of you have heard the right kind of jesus songs.

  • 30 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 10:12am

    I just want everyone to know that there is a God who loves you so much and wants a relationship with you. He sent His son to die on a cross so that He didn't have to live without YOU forever. Being a good person doesn't get you into heaven. I'm a wretched, disgusting heaven but I know where I'm going because Jesus blood covers ALL of my sin. No matter how bad it is. Love you

  • 31 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 2:35pm

    He 's got the whooolleeee world in his -"Harder! God Damn it!!!"- hands. Sexy!

  • 33 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 9:51pm

    Despite everything u all say.. God still loves you

  • 29 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 5:31pm

    if you can't have sex to a "jesus" song then you must be pretty bad at it

  • 28 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 6:12pm

    6:03 why you even have this app you freak.

  • 33 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 5:46pm

    5:18 is going to hell with the rest of us!

  • 32 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 5:43pm

    5:18... jesus freak.

  • 32 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 8:17pm

    5:18 is one of those people that saves himself or herself for god... In other words they're fat and or ugly

  • 31 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 5:49pm

    FUCK JESUS AND HIS SONGS. HAIL SATAN!

  • 35 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 4:24pm

    "Personal Jesus" by Depeche Mode? I love that song.

  • 32 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 9:54pm

    hahahahhah two the last two

  • 27 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 6:08pm

    Would you rather him listen to Jesus music or Soulja Boy? Yeah....

  • 32 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 5:39pm

    If you can fick to that u sick marriage Is for sex is for fun fuck to a rap dong like five star bitch remix

  • 33 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 5:33pm

    You just have to fuck so loud that you can't hear it. Problem solved.

  • 32 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 6:47am

    4:08, that's hilarious and true. 5:39, you're an idiot, what the hell are you talking about? No one wants to bang to religious music. And if you do, I think it's pretty safe to say that no one wants to bang you.

  • 25 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 10:57pm

    I love this soviet Russia shit! Lol

  • 30 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 6:12pm

    "The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not." -Thomas Jefferson

  • 24 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:11pm

    Nuns are evil cold hearted woman that are contracted by the devil to torture and beat children

  • 27 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 8:17pm

    5:49 I love you fuck Jesus hail satan <3

  • 23 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 6:06pm

    6:03, bahahahhah you are crazy

  • 34 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 4:08am

    To Catch a Predator will kill the mood faster than anything. no doubt.

  • 27 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 5:28pm

    if you can't have sex to a "jesus" song you must be pretty bad at it

  • 23 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 9:47pm

    Charles Rutherford thinks yes and when she tells you how her priest used to shove her Malibu Barbie up her ass when she was five makes really sets the tone!

  • 27 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 10:19pm

    Charles Rutheford believes jesus was a black man!

  • 25 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 6:03pm

    5:18, let us pray for these sinners together.

  • 28 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 9:48pm

    the day you people die you will regret the things you are saying that are against our amazing God. He loves you and wants you to love him.

  • 19 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 4:54pm

    10:45PM I love you so much

  • 20 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 6:04pm

    I once went out with a guy who listened to Christian radio to fall asleep. It didn't last long.

  • 26 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 7:46pm

    Jesus loves me, yes I know For the bible tells me so Jesus loves me, yes I know For the bible tells me so Yes Jesus loves meeee YES JESUS LOVES MEEEE YES JESUS LOVES MEEEEEE the bible tells me so!!!

  • 33 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 5:18pm

    I think this would be a turn on...sex is about love and loving each other and its a spiritual bonding just as much as it is a physical bonding.

  • 23 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 7:06pm

    AKA abuse of welfare VV