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  • Jesus songs kill the mood for almost anything.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 5:15pm
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  • Jesus was not black. You can tell because there was no Popeyes or ribs at the last supper. And nobody was gunned down.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 10:45pm
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  • Nothing kills more people than the belief of a god

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 9:16pm
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  • 518, die 549, I love you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 1:26am
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  • as of right now this tfln has exactly 666 "bad nights" oh sweet irony

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 7:34pm
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  • 5:46 If we're all going to go to hell, might as well do it with a laugh...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 5:49pm
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  • Don't worry, not even Jesus likes Jesus songs.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 5:06pm
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  • man, I can't wait to see what 5:18 's parties are like. Must be the raddest time ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 5:24pm
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  • true story, we smoked a J last night and he went on for like an hour about how much he hates them

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 12:43pm
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  • He 's got the whooolleeee world in his -"Harder! God Damn it!!!"- hands. Sexy!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 2:35pm
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  • The bible is the book of lies

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 9:12pm
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  • Bible? Which one? Fuck you stupid

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 9:01pm
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  • 5:18 is going to hell with the rest of us!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 5:46pm
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  • hahahahhah two the last two

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 9:54pm
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  • In Soviet Russia, Jesus songs kill YOU!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 8:26pm
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  • Obviously, none of you have heard the right kind of jesus songs.

    Submitted by mintincense on Aug 26, 10 at 12:59pm
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  • Nuns are evil cold hearted woman that are contracted by the devil to torture and beat children

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:11pm
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  • To Catch a Predator will kill the mood faster than anything. no doubt.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 4:08am
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  • I put on a little Jesus music every time I boink nuns. It gets them in the mood.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:06pm
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  • religious people shouldn't even be on this site.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 9:22pm
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  • "Personal Jesus" by Depeche Mode? I love that song.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 4:24pm
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  • 6:03 why you even have this app you freak.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 6:12pm
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  • if you can't have sex to a "jesus" song then you must be pretty bad at it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 5:31pm
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  • 5:18, you shouldn't even be having sex if you would like to listen to Jesus songs while fucking.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 5:25pm
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  • 5:18 is one of those people that saves himself or herself for god... In other words they're fat and or ugly

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 8:17pm
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  • if you can't have sex to a "jesus" song you must be pretty bad at it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 5:28pm
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  • FUCK JESUS AND HIS SONGS. HAIL SATAN!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 5:49pm
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  • You just have to fuck so loud that you can't hear it. Problem solved.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 5:33pm
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  • I just want everyone to know that there is a God who loves you so much and wants a relationship with you. He sent His son to die on a cross so that He didn't have to live without YOU forever. Being a good person doesn't get you into heaven. I'm a wretched, disgusting heaven but I know where I'm going because Jesus blood covers ALL of my sin. No matter how bad it is. Love you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 10:12am
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  • Despite everything u all say.. God still loves you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 9:51pm
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  • Charles Rutherford thinks yes and when she tells you how her priest used to shove her Malibu Barbie up her ass when she was five makes really sets the tone!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 9:47pm
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  • 4:08, that's hilarious and true. 5:39, you're an idiot, what the hell are you talking about? No one wants to bang to religious music. And if you do, I think it's pretty safe to say that no one wants to bang you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 6:47am
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  • If you can fick to that u sick marriage Is for sex is for fun fuck to a rap dong like five star bitch remix

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 5:39pm
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  • Would you rather him listen to Jesus music or Soulja Boy? Yeah....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 6:08pm
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  • the day you people die you will regret the things you are saying that are against our amazing God. He loves you and wants you to love him.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 9:48pm
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  • 5:18, let us pray for these sinners together.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 6:03pm
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  • 10:45PM I love you so much

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 4:54pm
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  • 6:03, bahahahhah you are crazy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 6:06pm
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  • "The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not." -Thomas Jefferson

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 6:12pm
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  • 5:18... jesus freak.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 5:43pm
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  • I love this soviet Russia shit! Lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 10:57pm
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  • Charles Rutheford believes jesus was a black man!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 10:19pm
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  • I once went out with a guy who listened to Christian radio to fall asleep. It didn't last long.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 6:04pm
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  • 5:49 I love you fuck Jesus hail satan <3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 8:17pm
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  • I think this would be a turn on...sex is about love and loving each other and its a spiritual bonding just as much as it is a physical bonding.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 5:18pm
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  • Jesus loves me, yes I know For the bible tells me so Jesus loves me, yes I know For the bible tells me so Yes Jesus loves meeee YES JESUS LOVES MEEEE YES JESUS LOVES MEEEEEE the bible tells me so!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 7:46pm
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  • AKA abuse of welfare VV

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 7:06pm
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